Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Random thought #1

As far as I'm concerned the only good use for shortening is rubbing it all over one's body when one wants to swim across the English channel.

3 comments:

  1. Oh but there are many, many quality uses for shortening. Like to make chicken fried steak (it's the only way to get a good crust on it), to make cookies with, to dip vegetables in, to aid sodomy, etc.

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  2. oh, so you can write blog posts, but you can't e-mail a brutha back?!? Argh.

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  3. Anonymous11:09 AM

    ...WHAT!?!?!?

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